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Showing posts with label Driving. Show all posts

3 July 2012

Highland Campaigning

Like great Roman generals before him,* the Emperor recently undertook a campaign into the remote Northern Highlands.

It has to be said that the Emperor's recent expedition was of a more recreational than military bent, but the terrain was certainly challenging and the Imperial forces camped under canvas like the armies of old.


Well, perhaps with a modicum of modern comfort, but it was camping none the less.


The troops were well provisioned; lacked for nothing in fact and the camp was in high spirits.

  
The beautiful beaches and strange characters found on them, were a wonder to the Emperor who had led his armies to the farthest and uncharted shores of the North.

A long and arduous progression through the most mountainous of terrain, saw the Emperor safely marshal his forces back to civilisation.

  
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*One is reminded of of the Roman general Agricola , who in c.82AD made a concerted attempt to subdue the Northern lands of the Caledonian Tribes. Its fair to say the locals were not cooperative:

"We, the choicest flower of Britain's manhood, were hidden away in her most secret places. Out of sight of subject shores, we kept even our eyes free from the defilement of tyranny. We, the most distant dwellers upon earth, the last of the free, have been shielded till today by our very remoteness and by the obscurity in which it has shrouded our name. Now, the farthest bounds of Britain lie open to our enemies; and what men know nothing about they always assume to be a valuable prize. But there are no more nations beyond us; nothing is there but waves and rocks ... "
 
[Tacitus, Agricola, 30. Dramatic words of the Caledonian War Chief Calgacus, as imagined by the Historian Tacitus]

 

20 February 2008

With Me & I

The hypnotic effect of the open road and some hardcore Hendrix reminds me strongly of that cult British classic, Withnail & I.

On this trip we did not run foul of the law - 'honestly Ocifer'. A full chicken dinner was not consumed on the passenger side - although a Marks and Spencers lunch might have been.

For details of the cult classic (a favourite of mine) see:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094336/