28 December 2012

Christmas Feasting

The Emperor has derived much enjoyment from the recent holiday season.





Sumptuous and delectable banquets have been prepared for the enjoyment of the Imperial Court.

[The Emperor's own Christmas dinner - prepared by his own hand - was received with high acclaim by the Court]








Large scale entertainments were provided at Imperial expense for the entertainment of the masses.


The Imperial residence was adorned with all the pomp and finery that the season dictated.


Seasonal gifts and presents were exchanged throughout the palace and polite society.

3 December 2012

Nero and Horse Racing

 
[Imperial Horse Racing at the Christmas Market - Edinburgh 2012]
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"From his earliest years he had a special passion for horses and talked constantly about the games in the Circus, though he was forbidden to do so. Once when he was lamenting with his fellow pupils the fate of a charioteer of the "Greens," who was dragged by his horses, and his preceptor scolded him, he told a lie and pretended that he was talking of Hector. At the beginning of his reign he used to play every day with ivory chariots on a board, and he came from the country to all the games, even the most insignificant, at first secretly, and then so openly that no one doubted that he would be in Rome on that particular day. He made no secret of his wish to have the number of prizes increased, and in consequence more races were added and the performance was continued to a late hour, while the managers of the troupes no longer thought it worth while to produce their drivers at all except for a full day's racing. He soon longed to drive a chariot himself and even to show himself frequently to the public; so after a trial exhibition in his gardens before his slaves and the dregs of the populace, he gave all an opportunity of seeing him in the Circus Maximus, one of his freedmen dropping the napkin from the place usually occupied by the magistrates."
 
Suetonius, Life of Nero, 22

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29 November 2012

Lamp Postmodernism


[Obscure stickers appear on Edinburgh lamp posts]

Stay vigilant citizens. 

18 November 2012

What a Relief!

Rude's The Departure of the Volunteers of 1792 (or "La Marseillaise")

 
The most famous of the four reliefs on the faces of the arch flanking the opening, this emotional composition depicts the French people rallying against enemies from abroad.
 
These citizens, both nude and in classical armor, are roused to patriotic fervor by the Roman goddess of war, Bellona, who has also been identified as a personification of Liberty.
 
This grouping so aroused spectators' patriotism that the work became known as "La Marseillaise," the French national anthem written in 1792 - the same year as the departure of the volunteers.

Who could resist the call to protect the new Republic from its monarchist enemies of the people?  

 

To Be An Emperor: Advice of Machiavelli

[Head of Augustus, Louvre Museum, Paris]

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"A prince therefore need not necessarily have all the good qualities I have mentioned, but he should certainly appear to have them. I would even go so far as to say that if he has these qualities and always behaves accordingly he will find them harmful; if he only appears to have them they will render him service. He should appear to be compassionate, faithful to his word, kind, guileless, and devout. And indeed he should be so. But his disposition should be such that, if he needs to be the opposite, he knows how. You must realise this; that a prince, and especially a new prince, cannot observe all those things which give men a reputation for virtue, because in order to maintain his state he is often forced to act in defiance of good faith, of charity, of kindness, of religion. And so he should have a flexible disposition, varying as fortune and circumstance dictate. ... he should not deviate from what is good, if that is possible, but he should know how to do evil if that is necessary."

[Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, XVIII.5 ]

4 November 2012

Modern Art



And indeed there were not ....

The above instillation may well have constituted the only light relief (literally a relief made of lights) that the Emperor experienced in a recent and lengthy day-trip to the Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art.

"Not a big fan of modern art?", I hear the gallery whisper ... "Eh ... Nope" whips back my urbanely sophisticated response. 



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"Do you call the man leisured who arranges with anxious precision his Corinthian bronzes, the cost of which is inflated by the mania of a few collectors, and spends most of the day on rusty bits of metal?"

Seneca, Dialogues, On the Shortness of Life, 12

11 October 2012

Weddings



Never previously a great fan of the wedding ceremony, the Emperor recently attended a delightful wedding at which he was honoured to act in a formal capacity.
 


 [Wedding favours for the Emperor and his Consort]

Imperial modesty prevents one from claiming to have been the best man in attendance that day. 

However, the Emperor did go home feeling himself proudly to be a better man for his involvement in the happy occasion. The bride and groom were resplendent and it was an honour to be included in the great occasion.

The Emperor is left to ponder whether the enjoyment of weddings grows with the advancement of age? 
 
Its a question that he will know the answer to soon enough ....  

1 October 2012

Moving Times

Despite, the defamatory polemic that some imperial satirists have voiced ...


"No, the Emperor does not have the bailiffs after him."  The indignity of it ...!


My most recent move is just the complex culmination of work, love and circumstance.  Yes, the last year and half has seen the Emperor moving home for the third time.




Its been exhausting, but a stoical journey none the less and the Emperor would not change a thing!




 
[View from the new Imperial pad - Edinburgh New Town]

7 August 2012

August in Paris

This Summer the Emperor spent the campaigning season in the wonderful city of Paris.


The Emperor was in his element, taking in the many wonders that the city is so famous for.

[Night time on the Seine River]

Despiste their chilly reputation towards tourists, the Emperor did not find the Parisians to be at all Gauling [forgive the pun].

[The famous Hall of Mirrors, Versailles]

The Emperor would certianly recommend a visit to this stylish cultural city and although Summer periods can get very busy with fellow tourists this did not cause too many problems for the Imperial retinue.   
 
[Under the Arc De Triomphe]
  
This short holiday was most rewarding and the Emperor fully intends to re-visit and see the many sites that he did not have time to see. 


[The iconic Eiffel Tower, dominating the city sky line]
 
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Great, great .... uncle Julius famously spent a few campaigning seasons in Gaul.
 
Whilst making himself almost entirely unpopular, its fair to say that he didn't really have a good word to say about the locals:
 
"The unstable character of the Gauls made [Caesar] anxious - for they are easily induced to form new plans and generally welcome political change - and he thought it better to place no reliance on them. It is a custom of theirs to stop travellers, even against their will, and to question them about what they have heard by chance or by enquiry on this or that subject; and in the towns a crowd will gather round traders and demand to know what country they have come from and what they have learnt there. Such hearsay reports often induce them to make momentous decisions, which they are bound to repent immediately afterwards, since they credulously swallow unconfirmed rumours, and most of their informants invent such answers as they think will please them."
 
[Caesar, Commentaries, IV.5]

6 August 2012

War Games & The Politics Of Seating


[British Soldiers filling politically embarrassing gaps in Olympic Seating - London 2012]

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Yet not every regime in history has wanted its soldiers to enjoy the games:
"For at an exhibition of games, when he [Augustus] had given orders that a common soldier who was sitting in the fourteen rows be put out by an attendant, the report was spread by his detractors that he had had the man killed later and tortured as well; whereupon he all but lost his life in a furious mob of soldiers, owing his escape to the sudden appearance of the missing man safe and sound."*
[Suetonius, Life of Augustus, 14]

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*In the settlement following the Civil Wars, the Emperor Augustus sought to re-establish and regulate the traditional and rigid hierarchy of state.  The first 14 rows of all theatres, amphitheatres and circuses were thus reserved under law for Senators and Knights only.  Of course, we might also speculate that the new ruler might seek to quash all bonds of clientship between the army and the wider social elite. Better empty spaces, than soldiers mixing or being given 'corporate entertainment' from Senators and Knights!  

For those About to Merchandise ... We Salute You!

This Summer the Emperor was fortunate to attend the great and ancient Olympic games hosted by the city of Londinium ....


 
 
A seat close to the mighty Olympic flame was an added enjoyment. A great time was had by the imperial court, although the Emperor could not fail to note a distinct lack of bloodshed. Still, "When in London ..." as they saying goes. 
 
 
 
 



7 July 2012

Tiberius on Flattery


"He so loathed flattery that he would not allow any senator to approach his litter, either to pay his respects or on business, and when an ex-consul in apologising to him attempted to embrace his knees, he drew back in such haste that he fell over backward. In fact, if anyone in conversation or in a set speech spoke of him in too flattering terms, he did not hesitate to interrupt him, to take him to task, and to correct his language on the spot. Being once called "Lord," he warned the speaker not to address him again in an insulting fashion. When another spoke of his "sacred duties," and still another said that he appeared before the senate "by the emperor's authority," he forced them to change their language, substituting "advice" for "authority" and "laborious" for "sacred."

[Suetonius, Life of Tiberius, 27]

3 July 2012

Highland Campaigning

Like great Roman generals before him,* the Emperor recently undertook a campaign into the remote Northern Highlands.

It has to be said that the Emperor's recent expedition was of a more recreational than military bent, but the terrain was certainly challenging and the Imperial forces camped under canvas like the armies of old.


Well, perhaps with a modicum of modern comfort, but it was camping none the less.


The troops were well provisioned; lacked for nothing in fact and the camp was in high spirits.

  
The beautiful beaches and strange characters found on them, were a wonder to the Emperor who had led his armies to the farthest and uncharted shores of the North.

A long and arduous progression through the most mountainous of terrain, saw the Emperor safely marshal his forces back to civilisation.

  
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*One is reminded of of the Roman general Agricola , who in c.82AD made a concerted attempt to subdue the Northern lands of the Caledonian Tribes. Its fair to say the locals were not cooperative:

"We, the choicest flower of Britain's manhood, were hidden away in her most secret places. Out of sight of subject shores, we kept even our eyes free from the defilement of tyranny. We, the most distant dwellers upon earth, the last of the free, have been shielded till today by our very remoteness and by the obscurity in which it has shrouded our name. Now, the farthest bounds of Britain lie open to our enemies; and what men know nothing about they always assume to be a valuable prize. But there are no more nations beyond us; nothing is there but waves and rocks ... "
 
[Tacitus, Agricola, 30. Dramatic words of the Caledonian War Chief Calgacus, as imagined by the Historian Tacitus]

 

24 June 2012

Seeking The Right Direction

[Weather vane - Linlithgow]

It can serve us all to pause and reflect, before deciding on the right direction. 

What feels like the right way in life can indeed lead us far from our true path and what feels unsure can in turn emerge as out most authentic destination.   

13 June 2012

Shelf Life: The Winged Victory of Samothrace

[The Winged Victory of Samothrace]

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The Emperor was recently gifted an object of great esteem that now occupies a position of honour on the Imperial bookshelves.

This classical gift was brought back by a member of the Imperial house who recently undertook a cultural pilgrimage to the great Gallic city of Lutetia - modern day Paris.


The emperor's brother; seeking to emulate the wisdom of the esteemed Marcus Aurelius. Louvre Museum, Paris.  


For the Winged Victory of Samothrace see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winged_Victory_of_Samothrace 

16 May 2012

Foreign Warships

[Foreign Warships in the Port of Leith, Edinburgh - May 2012]

"When they [the Romans] saw that the war was dragging on, they undertook for the first time to build ships, a hundred quinqueremes and twenty triremes. As their shipwrights were absolutely inexperienced in building quinqueremes, such ships never having been in use in Italy, the matter caused them much difficulty, and this fact shows us better than anything else how spirited and daring the Romans are when they are determined to do a thing."

"It was not that they had fairly good resources for it, but they had none whatever, nor had they ever given a thought to the sea; yet when they once had conceived the project, they took it in hand so boldly, that before gaining any experience in the matter they at once engaged the Carthaginians who had held for generations undisputed command of the sea. Evidence of the truth of what I am saying and of their incredible pluck is this."
 
"When they first undertook to send their forces across to Messene not only had they not any decked ships, but no long warships at all, not even a single boat, and borrowing fifty-oared boats and triremes from the Tarentines and Locrians, and also from the people of Elea and Naples they took their troops across in these at great hazard."

"On this occasion the Carthaginians put to sea to attack them as they were crossing the straits, and one of their decked ships advanced too far in its eagerness to overtake them and running aground fell into the hands of the Romans."


'This ship they now used as a model, and built their whole fleet on its pattern; so that it is evident that if this had not occurred they would have been entirely prevented from carrying out their design by lack of practical knowledge."


[Polybius, Histories, Book I.20.9-20]







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29 April 2012

To Be An Emperor: Galba

[Galba:  one of the short-lived 'pretenders' of AD 69 that ultimately failed to succeed Nero]


"Rome is not like primitive countries with their kings. Here we have no ruling caste dominating a nation of slaves. You are called to be the leader of men who can tolerate neither total slavery nor total liberty."

[Tacitus, Histories, I.16]

The imperial usurper Galba's advice to his prospective heir, Piso - as put into words, by the cynical historian Tacitus.

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The sentiment reminds us that the position of a Roman Emperor was far from simple, or indeed, comfortable. Imperial stability required a powerful and largely autocratic ruler. And yet Roman sensibility, as moulded by many centuries of Republican and distinctly xenophobic prejudice, would not tolerate even the semblance of a tyrant. Or even worse, a derided foreign King!  

It was a bitterly ironic paradox; the lack of understanding of which proved the undoing of Caesar, Caligula and Nero.

"I am Caesar, and no King"

[Suetonius, Life of Julius Caesar, 79]
To little, too late, proved the unconvincing protestations of the great dictator ... and he paid for his mistake on the floor of the Senate House.

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Despite commanding (or at least seeming to command) the semblance of absolute power and spectacular wealth, the stability and security of an Emperor's rule, was always a complex and delicate affair. In the broadest of human terms, the Stoic wisdom of Seneca recognised that we should not automatically envy those in lofty positions. Not when we consider that:

"... what look like towering heights are indeed precipices.  ... there are many who are forced to cling to their pinnacle because they cannot descend without falling ... they are not so much elevated as impaled." 

[Seneca, Dialogues: On Tranquillity of Mind, 10 ]

To wear the Imperial purple was without doubt the most lofty of such pinnacles; and a descent from its heights, even for those few who it might be argued genuinely sought it, was riven with dangers that were all but insurmountable.

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For State, a relinquishment of imperial rule risked a return to the bitter murder and incessant civil war that had so blighted the last ages of the Republic. For the ruler who would so relinquish that power, the risk was total oblivion. As Octavian himself considered before the establishment of the very Principate:

"The question we are considering is not a matter of seizing hold of something, but of resolving not to lose it and thus expose [ourselves] to further danger. For you will not be forgiven if you thrust the control of affairs into the hands of the populace, or even if you entrust it to some other man. Remember that many have suffered at your hands, that virtually all of them will lay claim to sovereign power and that none of them will be willing to let you go unpunished for your actions or survive as a rival."     
[Cassius Dio, Roman Histories, LII.17]

Thus was it a somewhat reluctant Emperor [Tiberius] who had deftly perceived that to rule Rome was indeed like:

"... holding a wolf by the ears."

[Suetonius, Life of Tiberius, 25]

An Emperor was only safely in control, in so long as he held the power and guile not to release the unpredictable and savage animal that he so sought to dominate. Fail to dominate that savage animal and he was as good as dead. 

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To the casual observer a Roman Emperor seemed all powerful, but ever was his position actually vulnerable and fraught with threat.  To rule was inherently dangerous and yet to relinquish rule could be more dangerous still. What looked like towering heights, were indeed, precipices for some ....

25 March 2012

Moving the Imperial Capital

Sometimes an Emperor is compelled to move his capital city.

Such an eventuality was undertaken in the reign of my great ancestor Constantine the Great.  In 330 A.D. Constantine undertook the decision to transfer the seat of Roman imperial power from ancestral Rome to the Eastern Greek city of Byzantium (Constantinople) in Asia Minor.

[The Emperor Constantine the Great: 274 - 337A.D.]

It was a momentous historical decision that saw the Eastern Empire ultimately flourish; preserving effective 'Roman' civilisation for centuries beyond the subsequent slow death and eventual collapse of the Western Roman Empire. *
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It was with such a glorious precedent in mind that the Emperor recently moved his own capital (in a Ford Transit van), also from West to the East.

[The Emperor moves home: March 2012]

From 18 miles West of Edinburgh back into the North of the city it was not an easy move, but the Emperor believes it was a prudent one.

No it was not pressure from barbarian incursion or civil strife that led to my moving of the imperial capital, but more modern pressures such as employment, commuting, and the elusive work-life balance ....   

The Emperor will consolidate his new seat of his power. The 'Athens of the North' (Edinburgh), shall once again become my new Rome ...

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*Its an interesting footnote in this context to note that Rome - the remaining capital of Western Roman Empire -  was itself subsumed by the Northern Italian city of Ravenna, when in 402 A.D, Western power was transferred there by the Emperor Honorius. By this period in its fast fading glory the city of the Romans was no longer a viable or defensible capital.

11 March 2012

Cato the Elder

[Catus Marlicus, The Elder Statesman]

The ancient historian Plutarch tells us:

"The Romans used to call men who had no family distinction, but were coming into public notice through their own achievements, "new men," and such they called Cato. But he himself used to say that as far as office and distinction went, he was indeed new, but having regard to ancestral deeds of valour, he was oldest of the old. His third name was not Cato at first, but Priscus. Afterwards he got the surname of Cato for his great abilities. The Romans call a man who is wise and prudent, catus. "

"As for his outward appearance, he had reddish hair, and keen grey eyes, as the author of the well-known epigram ill-naturedly gives us to understand:"

'Red-haired, snapper and biter, his grey eyes flashing defiance,
Porcius, come to the shades, back will be thrust by their Queen.'

[Plutarch, Life of Cato the Elder, 2-3]

4 March 2012

To Be An Emperor: Marcus Aurelius


"When you act, let it be neither unwillingly, nor selfishly, not unthinkingly, not half-heartedly; do not attempt to embellish your thoughts by dressing them up in fine language; avoid excessive talk and superfluous action. Furthermore, let the deity within you be the overseer of one who is manly and mature, a statesman, a Roman and a ruler, who has taken his post as one who is awaiting the signal of his recall from life and is ready to obey without need of an oath or another man as his witness. And show a cheerful face to the world, and have no need of help from outside or the peace that others confer. In brief, you must stand upright, not be held upright"

[Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, III.5]

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Extract from the 'Meditations', by the Emperor, Marcus Aurelius [ruled 161-180 AD]. Self written notes written in the Stoic philosophy as a means of providing self-guidance and grounding to his own rule and conduct.

1 March 2012

When Dolphins Become Men: Dolphin 'Human Rights'


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Its reported in the press that a respected group of scientists and philosophers are arguing for dolphins to be granted something akin to a bill of 'human' rights.

Of course its on account of their undoubted sensitivity, social complexity and intelligence.  

The recent news reminded the Emperor of a strange tale told by the Roman writer Pliny the Younger; concerning a dolphin that sought human interaction in the province of North Africa - 1st Century AD. In what is perhaps a typically Roman world-view, its a story that is at once both sentimental and brutal, uplifting and tragic:

"It happened [off the coast of Hippo, North Africa]  that a certain boy, bolder than the rest, launched out towards the opposite shore. He was met by a dolphin, who sometimes swam before him, and sometimes behind him, then played round him, and at last took him upon his back, and set him down, and afterwards took him again; and thus he carried the poor frightened fellow out into the deepest part; when immediately he turns back again to the shore, and lands him among his companions. The fame of this remarkable accident spread through the town, and crowds of people flocked round the boy (whom they viewed as a kind of prodigy) to ask him questions and hear him relate the story. The next day the shore was thronged with spectators, all attentively watching the ocean, and (what indeed is almost itself an ocean) the lake. Meanwhile the boys swam as usual, and among the rest, the boy I am speaking of went into the lake, but with more caution than before. The dolphin appeared again and came to the boy, who, together with his companions, swam away with the utmost precipitation. The dolphin, as though to invite and call them back, leaped and dived up and down, in a series of circular movements. This he practised the next day, the day after, and for several days together, till the people (accustomed from their infancy to the sea) began to be ashamed of their timidity. They ventured, therefore, to advance nearer, playing with him and calling him to them, while he, in return, suffered himself to be touched and stroked. Use rendered them courageous. The boy, in particular, who first made the experiment, swam by the side of him, and leaping upon his back, was carried backwards and forwards in that manner, and thought the dolphin knew him and was fond of him, while he too had grown fond of the dolphin. There seemed now, indeed, to be no fear on either side, the confidence of the one and tameness of the other mutually increasing; the rest of the boys, in the meanwhile surrounding and encouraging their companion. It is very remarkable that this dolphin was followed by a second, which seemed only as a spectator and attendant on the former; for he did not at all submit to the same familiarities as the first, but only escorted him backwards and forwards, as the boys did their comrade. But what is further surprising, and no less true than what I have already related, is that this dolphin, who thus played with the boys and carried them upon his back, would come upon the shore, dry himself in the sand, and, as soon as he grew warm, roll back into the sea. It is a fact that Octavius Avitus, deputy governor of the province, actuated by an absurd piece of superstition, poured some ointment over him as he lay on the shore: the novelty and smell of which made him retire into the ocean, and it was not till several days after that he was seen again, when he appeared dull and languid; however, he recovered his strength and continued his usual playful tricks. All the magistrates round flocked hither to view this sight, whose arrival and prolonged stay, was an additional expense, which the slender finances of this little community would ill afford; besides, the quiet and retirement of the place was utterly destroyed. It was thought proper, therefore, to remove the occasion of this concourse, by privately killing the poor dolphin. And now, with what a flow of tenderness will you describe this affecting catastrophe and how will your genius adorn and heighten this moving story! Though, indeed the subject does not require any fictitious embellishments; it will be sufficient to describe the actual facts of the case without suppression or diminution."

[Pliny The Younger, Letters IX.33]
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This Emperor himself was lucky enough to see a pod of dolphins himself while travelling near the town of Eden in NSW, Australia in 2009:


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Long live dolphin rights!!!!

 
For examples of news stories on the call for dolphin 'human' rights, see:


26 February 2012

When Men Become Swine

[Strange Children on the Streets of Edinburgh - St Mary's Street, Feb 2012]

Then Polites the dearest and most trusted of my friends, a man of initiative, spoke:

“Friends, a woman, a goddess perhaps, is singing sweetly within, walking to and fro in front of a great tapestry, and the whole place echoes. Let’s call out to her, now.”


          At that, they shouted, and called to her, and Circe came to open the shining doors, and invite them to enter: and so they innocently followed her inside. Eurylochus alone, suspecting it was a trap, stayed behind. She ushered the rest in, and seated them on stools and chairs, and mixed them a brew of yellow honey and Pramnian wine, with cheese and barley meal. But she mixed in wicked drugs, as well, so they might wholly forget their native land. When they had drunk the brew she gave them, she touched them with her wand, and herded them into the pigsties. Now they had the shape and bristly hide, the features and voice of pigs, but their minds were unaltered from before. There they wept in their pens, and Circe gave them acorns, beech mast, and cornel fruit to eat, such as pigs feed on as they churn the mud.

[Homer, The Odyssey, X]

Up At The Front: The Antonine Wall

This Emperor recently went up to the front to make inspection of the Northern defences.

(Well,  .... its the kind of thing that's expected of an Emperor ... )

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I must say I found the defences of the Antonine Wall to be somewhat degraded since their original construction in the 140's A.D. I suppose its not surprising really, but that's certainly not to say that they don't remain impressive.


[Looking North over the Antonine valum, in the outskirts of modern Falkirk]

Indeed, you can still clearly discern the impressive valum and ditch carved into the landscape at many points of the site and which, on the Southern flank, would have supported a major stone, timber and turf wall; reckoned to be palisaded on top and perhaps up to four meters high from ground level.



The Antonine Wall can lay claim to being Rome's most Northerly static frontier; although in almost every other respect, the Antonine is the historically lesser known, less materially intact and altogether, less sexy little sister to the more celebrated Hadrian's Wall (located in Northumbria, England).

[A well preserved stretch of the defences just West of the modern town of Falkirk. The foundation rise - of the now degraded wall - can still be seen on the reverse defencive side]

The Antonine's relative obscurity was dictated by virtue of its limited operational life cycle: c. 140's to 160's AD. Commissioned on the orders of the Emperor Antoninus Pius, the wall runs 37 miles from East to West, right through central Scotland - linking and making good use of the natural obstacles of the major Clyde and Forth estuaries.


[Excavated 'lilia' pits on the advance slope to the Antonine wall. Anti-personnel defences in modern parlance]

Sited only 70 miles to the North of Hadrian's Wall, the Antonine may have represented an attempt to extend Roman rule, or at least military control, into a difficult and rebellious region (Caledonia Major - not Falkirk).

Or it may represent an expression of imperial ego: Antonine seeking as it were, to 'go one better', from his immediate predecessor Hadrian. And of course, one can never rule out an overt imperial attempt to fashion a martial persona; from an Emperor who by all accounts was not an overtly military man.

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Within the imperial context, it was indeed the duty of any Roman Emperor to protect the boundaries of his Empire.


Less obviously - though of critical import -  Emperors of Rome were obliged to  define themselves as ostensibly 'military' men. Commanders in Chief of the large professionalised and peace-time forces that held down their Empires; preventing unrest and guarding against sovereign incursion.


Form a political perspective, those armies could, paradoxically, be dangerous to imperial rule and it was essential for any Emperor to maintain meaningful connections with the garrison troops of their frontier provinces; if for nothing else, to minimise the risk of rebellion, mutiny and of course militarily backed usurpation. After all, it had not been lost on the historian Tacitus that even by the 1st century AD:



"A well hidden secret of the Principate had been revealed: it was possible, it seemed, for an emperor to be chosen outside Rome."
[Tacitus, Histories, I.5]

The defied Augustus, had dictated a policy of restricted empire expansion and thus static defence. It became therefore not at all uncommon for Emperors - if not actively to campaign - then to at least to make military reviews and expeditions to the provincial and military outreaches of their territories.

Thus by the early Principate had Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius and Nero all established precedents for imperial expeditions of varying scale to the frontiers; visiting the major garrisons and launching regionalised campaigns; providing military, economic or reputational gain.

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For the Antonine Wall, World Heritage Site, see: http://www.antoninewall.org/

See also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonine_Wall

and
http://www.historic-scotland.gov.uk/antoninewall

21 February 2012

The Draconian Laws & A Very 'Greek' Tragedy

If you read the headlines, it seems the Greeks have been compelled to adopt 'Draconian' fiscal laws.

That's the severe economic measures being imposed upon the birthplace of Western civilization by a Eurozone that will only be satisfied with the harshest of economic cut-backs.

Its the ongoing tragedy [Greek of course] that is the Euro financial crisis . That much everyone knows ... .

However, its not for the first time that the Greek people have been the subject of such harsh legislative imposition .... that's for sure!

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The Draconian Laws

Indeed, the emperor is reminded - from a hazy back-bedroom of his classical memory - that it was of course Greece - classical Athens to be precise - that first saw the imposition of the original Draconian Laws. And they were no 'walk in the park', let me tell you ...


[Draco of Athens - the 7th Century B.C. Athenian law giver]

Instituted by the man himself, Draco was a protogenic law giver of the 620's BC, who's name became synonymous with a code of harsh and unbending law. Indeed so severe was the imposition of Draco's law code, that most of it was later repealed by his more enlightened, civic successor:

"He [Solon] repealed the laws because of their harshness and the excessively heavy penalties that they carried; the only exceptions were the laws relating to homicide. Under the Draconian code almost any type of offence was liable to the death penalty, so that even those convicted of idleness were executed, and those who stole fruit and vegetables suffered the same punishment as those who committed sacrilege or murder. This is the reason why, in later times Demades became famous for his remark that Draco's code was written not in ink but in blood. Draco himself, when he was once asked why he decreed the death penalty for the great majority of offences, replied that he considered the minor ones deserved it, and so for the major ones no heavier punishment was left."

[Plutarch, Life of Solon,  I.17]

Well, its a kind of logic you have to admit.

Anybody reasonable can only hope that the current fiscal impositions being imposed upon Greece are sustainable and that it will not be too long before a modern day Solon, once more emerges  ....

12 February 2012

The Sound of Sirens

[Crumbling stone siren - from the Imperial mother's garden, Kinross 2011]
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"But listen while I tell you what follows - and the gods themselves will see that my words keep fresh in your mind. Your next encounter will be with the Sirens, who bewitch everybody that approaches them. There is no home-coming for the man who draws near them unawares and hears the Siren's voices; no welcome from his wife, no little children brightening at their father's return. For with the music of their song the Sirens cast their spell upon him, as they sit there in a meadow piled high with the mouldering skeletons of men, who's withered skin still hangs upon their bones." 
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Warning of the Goddess Circe to Odysseus. [Homer, The Odyssey, XII]

Pliny on Idleness

[The famous Marley-Cat, in front of a soporific winter fire]

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"What are you doing, and what are your plans? As for me, I'm enjoying life to the full, which means I am thoroughly idle. Consequently I cant be bothered with writing longer letters in my pampered state, though I should welcome some to read in my idle hours. No one is so lazy as a pampered man [or cat]  ... with nothing to do."

Pliny, Letter to Cornelius Titianus  

6 February 2012

Rumbling Bridge

The Emperor recently had cause to re-visit Rumbling Bridge, just outside the village of Crook of Devon.
 

Its a most beautiful spot with its own distinct history and a favourite place to take foreign dignitaries and guests of the Imperial court.
Actually comprising two bridges that span a dramatic gorge, the Emperor is reminded of the local history of the area:

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"Rumbling Bridge is so named from the rumbling or violent noise that the water makes, as it rushes, swells, and thunders among the rocky fragments that oppose it progress downwards. The bridge consists of one arch, wide, safe and strong, and erected above an old bridge, which was built by William Gray of Saline in 1713. This old bridge is placed eighty feet above the Channel of the Devon, and the span twenty two feet. It was very dangerous, for, while it was narrow, it had no parapet and it stood thus for more than a century, and was crossed by equestrians as well as by those on foot, at all seasons, by night as well as day, although a wrong footstep or the least stumble would have precipitated the passenger into the frightful abyss below. It is now covered with ivy. The new bridge built in 1816 stands 120 feet above the river. "


Text from, "A Run Along the Banks of the Devon", as published within the Fife Herald. and cited in 1864 extract of, The Annals of Kinross-shire, p.91

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5 February 2012

One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing

A small but significant drama was played out this last week, outside of the emperor's local supermarket.


[Dinosaur on the loose!]

You'd be unlikely to hear about this on the news. No doubt the authorities don't want you to know about it ....

However, I do hope that no one was hurt and that the lost dinosaur was returned safely to its handler - who I am sure would have been distraut by its loss.

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See: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075016/